He-ro or Her-o?

“Dear no one,It’s me again. There’s this old iPod that my friend owns, it contains quite the collection of music, she lent it to me a long while ago but I’ve been enjoying it so much that I don’t thin…

When Humpty Dumpty Falls

​​​​Have you ever thought you knew someone, their likes, their dislikes, their taste in different things and then they do a complete 360 on you and then you’re left standing there looking just a littl…

Brother yesterday, stranger today

I wrote a poem last week and I thought I’d share it with you guys, enjoy! To the stranger today who was a brother yesterday, I hope you’re well, hope you’re comfortable, I heard your laughter yesterda…

Peter Pan.

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashesSnowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes These are a few of my favourite things… Hello people, anybody missed me? I’ve been up all night and I’m…

On Conspiracy Theories & Leeches

Hi, it’s me again, yeah Gloria. It’s another Monday so butterflies are you ready??!! Ok that was a lirru beet exuberant. As y’all know, I’m a fan of twitterNG, there’s absolutely no personality that y…

Letter to Bae

Who’s back again?Its olu maintain,  Who’s back again?  It’s olu yahooze,  Not really sure but I think that’s how the song goes, it was a jam back then in naija. Hello and welcome to ano…

Trying To Understand A Woman

Hi, this is for my friend;The other day you asked me a question, seemingly flippant but with maybe just a hint of seriousness you do not usually possess (this is not shade, I actually want to be like …

LOVING MOI (Val’s day special)

It’s Valentine’s, the season to appreciate love, I’m a sucker for love and this is for butterflies. Welcome people, I almost crapped my pants by trying to #movetoboys2016 this week, thank God he…