ETP X P.Stitches!

Hey people! This Feature Friday is a special one because although it’s me writing it, it’s actually a fashion feature on an amazing designer called Pink Stitches!@P.Stitches on Instagram)!…

ETP is Three!

T H R E E Whole years! I’m dazed you know. There have been new posts on this blog every week for three years. Columnists have come and gone, but this blog has stayed up and active nonetheless, w…

3 steps to getting a British Accent

Hey people! So apparently you guys liked the “3 steps to get a Nigerian Accent” so much that some people have asked about how to get a British accent, and since that’s what I grew up…

Depression

 Let me help you understand  That you can’t. You will never be able to empathise, fathom or comprehend my pain  A man lecturing mothers on childbirth A chicken teaching a bird to …