On Conspiracy Theories & Leeches

Hi, it’s me again, yeah Gloria. It’s another Monday so butterflies are you ready??!! Ok that was a lirru beet exuberant. As y’all know, I’m a fan of twitterNG, there’s absolutely no personality that y…

Letter to Bae

Who’s back again?Its olu maintain,  Who’s back again?  It’s olu yahooze,  Not really sure but I think that’s how the song goes, it was a jam back then in naija. Hello and welcome to ano…

THE SEARCH FOR PARADISE

Joy,How are you though? Enjoying your freedom I guess, it’s not every time that one gets the genuine testimony ‘I survived’ but that’s what you did, but you wouldn’t have needed to if you’d left me in…

Trying To Understand A Woman

Hi, this is for my friend;The other day you asked me a question, seemingly flippant but with maybe just a hint of seriousness you do not usually possess (this is not shade, I actually want to be like …

LOVING MOI (Val’s day special)

It’s Valentine’s, the season to appreciate love, I’m a sucker for love and this is for butterflies. Welcome people, I almost crapped my pants by trying to #movetoboys2016 this week, thank God he…

Dilemma #3

Hiya , it’s me again. So next Sunday is valentine’s day and still no boo, I guess it’s time to give up hope (sad face), being single on Val’s day sucks turtle eggs but I shall not whine about it, big …

The Ingredients For The Pot Of Beans

There are three things we spend our lives searching for, three things we unconsciously lust after; garri, groundnut and cold water! Hello everyone, my name’s Gloria and of course Mondays are For Butte…

Moving On…

You guysss!!!!!!! thanks for all your comments (although most are still adamant about not putting it on the site), I got most of them and it is lovely to know that you take time out to read this colum…